Leftover punchline:
"Archbishop of Dingleberry"

The answer to "dillweed" was going to be the schoolyard classic "gaywad", but after having last week's cartoon yanked for language, I was afraid.  I tried to come up with an equivalent of "dillweed"--  something that sounds like an insult but is really just an ordinary item that the editors couldn't get upset about (dill weed is a spice or herb or something).  I thought of "melon baller" but I quickly realized that that would be a compliment rather than an insult.   "Meat tenderizer" might have made for a better double entendre, but that was getting too far out on the kitchen items tangent.  For better or worse, I settled on the architectural term "flying buttress".  Another good option would have been the proper name "Gaylord".

Pedaphile priests have made the title "catholic priest" seem as dubious as "white house intern".