Lambda
Eplsilon Kappa (LEK): The
evolutionary basis of college fraternity behavior.
In the September '99 issue of Nature, Dr. Paul Sherman of Department
of Neurobiology and Behavior at Cornell University describes the behavior
of groups of male birds called "leks". To understand the evolutionary
basis of college fraternities, we need only take his article, "Birds of
a Feather Lek Together", pick through the text, and replace the words "lek"
with "frat" or "fraternity", "male" with "frat boy" or some synonym thereof,
and, although it is not absolutely necessary, "female" with "drunk chick".
In the interest of readibility, several other word substitutions have also
been made-- these are footnoted with the original text. Any
addition of my own text will be italicized. Without further delay,
I give you the evotionary basis of the college fraternity:
"A group of frat
boys aggregates at a traditional site, where they perform intricate vocal,
visual or chemical displays to attract drunk chicks. Frat hangouts1
contain no resources valuable to females,...so the drunk chicks choose
mates by comparing frat boysâ physiques and displays, or by copying
choosy drunk chicks.
Three hypotheses
have been proposed to explain why frat boys aggregate: the hotspot
model (clusters form near places drunk chicks frequently visit), the hotshot
model (individuals cluster around attractive frat boys to increase their
chances of being noticed), and the female-preference model (frat boys cluster
because drunk chicks like to visit groups, where they can choose a mate
quickly and safely). Tests of each hypothesis have found support
at some universities2 but not others.
All three hypotheses
predict that males should join fratenities to increase their mating opportunities.
Indeed, at some universities2, larger fraternities do attract
proportionally more drunk chicks. However, at many universities2,
mating success per fraternity brother declines as the frat size increases,
raising the question of why pledges3 keep joining up.
Either they have no better options, or they are gaining reproductive benefits
in some other way.
Fraternity members
that are apparently unsuccessful may gain an evolutionary advantage by
boosting the mating success of family members. For example, ...frat
boys might increase their inclusive fitness (the number of genes their
behavior enables their kin to pass down to the next generation) by joining
fraternities dominated by their relatives. For example, [if]
a pledge4
is the brother of the fraternity president5,
the fraternity presidentâs5 matings will conceive his
nieces and nephews.
Petrie et. al.
show that frat boys6 recognize each other by phenotype matching
(comparing other males with themselves). Frat boys might learn to
recognize their own physical features and...associate with other phenotypically
similar students7. Such self-referent phenotype-matching
could allow frat brothers8 to recognize one another. However,
confirmation [of this hypothesis] requires identifying what cues
frat boys use [to identify each other] (for example music9,
clothing10,or odor), altering them experimentally, and observing
whether manipulated frat boys indeed prefer frat brothers similar to themselves."
In other words, the modern-day college fraternity itself, along with the frat boy customs of dressing alike and referring to each other as "brothers" are most likely remnants of an evolutionary period when self-referent phenotype-matching (looking for people who look like you) was used by individuals to identify close genetic relatives so that they could band together in the interest of propagating the family genes.
Footnoted word substitutions:
1. lekking arena --> frat hangout
2. in some species --> at some
universities
3. males --> pledges;
4. subordinates --> pledges
5. alpha male --> fraternity
president
6. peacocks --> frat boys
7. birds --> students
8. males with the same father
--> frat brothers
9. calls --> music
10. plumage --> clothing