You Might Be a Biochemist If...

You have ever asked a bartender to spin down your hefeweisen

 

Your kid has his name, date of birth, and blood type written on his forehead in Sharpie

 

Your oven mitts at home are bright orange and have a PI’s initials on them

 

You refer to cans of frozen orange juice concentrate as "aloquats of 4xOJ"

 

The only combs you are familiar with are for making wells

 

You have considered adding a protease inhibitor cocktail to your leftover tuna salad

 

Your wife’s wedding ring is also a radiation dosimeter.

 

You have treated yourself for a sinus infection using amp and a P-1000

 

After eating at Breuger’s, you lie down and tell people that you are doing a 30 minute Bgl I/Bgl II digest

 

You use the word "counterintuitive" in everyday conversation