The biggest Saddam statue of all is in
your mind. That is why you get bombed every weekend.
My old roommate took the kitchen table
when he moved out. I replaced it temporarily with a dresser that
I got from another friend who was moving. It isn't quite the same
shape as a traditional "kitchen table", but it does the job of holding
up cups and plates and bananas and stuff.
When the old
roommate came back to stay at the place last weekend, I woke up one morning
and found some wadded up one dollar bills and change lying on the kitchen
dresser. If I become a homeless guy, I will panhandle using
not a cup or a guitar case, but I will instead haul around a chest of drawers
because it is instinctive and natural for people to throw their excess
change and crumpled bills on top of the dresser.
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Muba, jaba, juba. Spies!
Matt Purdy, Chapel Hill
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