Pesci is working at the bench while DeNiro reads the DTH and eats a lunch of spaggetti and meatballs from a tupperware bowl at his desk.  The university fire inspector weaves his way through the lab stools to the bike tucked behind Pesci's desk.  He tells Pesci for the second time in a week that the bike is not allowed in the building and threatens to confiscate it if he doesn't take it outside immediately.

Pesci:  "Let me get this straight; I already can't drive ta work cuz there's no parkin spots on caympus, now yer tellin me that I can't have my bike heah?  [he turns to DiNiro]  Next thing this bastard's gonna be askin for my shoes sos I can't walk ta work.  You want my fuckin shoes?  [he bends down and begins unlacing and removing his shoes]   Go ahead, take my fuckin shoes.  [he holds his shoes out towards the inspector]  Go on, they're two hunred dollar 'talyin shoes-  take um, ya fuck.  [as the confused inspector reaches nervously for the shoes, Pesci smashes a two liter erlenmyer flask over the side of his head]  Get da fuck attah heah, ya fuckin mutt ya.  [he follows the staggering inspector to the door and kicks him in the ass with a socked foot on the way out, then turns back to DiNiro with an incredulous smirk]  You believe this fuckin guy- breakin my balls over a fuckin bicycle."

DiNiro:  [he finishes his mouthful of spaggetti, but doesn't look up from the DTH]      "Umbalievable."