Our Classic Ghetto Ski
B.  Never be caught in the snow without your skis again!  Hand-crafted from the very same rugged cardboard tubing used by the United States Postal Service, our lightweight Ghetto Ski is the perfect second pair of skis for the office, car, or vacation cottage.  Bindings are constructed of 3-ply green twine imported all the way from Thailand for superior comfort and durability.  High-density polished cardboard lowers are nearly 100% insoluable in snow for hours of alpine adventure.  Whether you're on a budget, looking for a quality second pair of skis, or it just doesn't snow that much where you live, with our Ghetto Skis you can be sure that if it's snowing, you'll 'ghet' to ski.  One size fits all.  Colors:  Walnut, Weathered Taupe, Saddle.