•     The other day in the gym this one girl was talking to this other girl and she made quotation fingers while she said something.  Then, after the quotes, she nodded her head and made an "oh yeah-- it's true" face.  From my perspective, it was like watching a very brief mime show.bird

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  •     The doctor said I had been out in the sun too long and he didn't like some spot on my nose and he wanted to freeze it off with liquid nitrogen.  I kind of didn't want to have my nose frozen, but he kept being like, "C'mon man, lemme freeze it, lemme freeze it man, c'mon."  I told him that I had liquid nitrogen at work and maybe I would freeze it myself some other time.  He was like, "why you wanna do that?  I can do it better.  Just lemme freeze it, dude."

  •        So finally I gave up and said, "alright...  freakin' freeze it."  It turns out that he meant he was going to freeze the spot off, not the whole nose.  Now I have this blister on my nose.  Freakin' doctors.  I don't bother telling most people how come I have a big-ass blister on my nose, but I assume that they assume that it is from the grindstone.
     

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