I bet that, among conservative dogs, the beginning of Mister Rogers Neighborhood (when Mr. Rogers changes his sweater and tosses his shoes up in the air as he changes them) is considered explicit, dirty material.  If there were gentleman's clubs for dogs, there would be no removal of clothing-- on the contrary, there would be a person on stage making a dance out of putting ON his shoes, putting ON his coat and, for the grand finale, grabbing a leash and twirling it to drunken howls of approval.  On the way home, the dogs would debate as to whether what they had just witnessed was thrilling entertainment, or whether it amounted to self-inflicted torture because, truth be told, none of them stood much chance of getting walked in the near future.
 
 

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