For those interested in a live performance, I plan to use a black Sharpie to draw small, angular frames onto the lenses of my lab safety glasses and hold readings at both Henry's Bistro and The Internationalist Book Shop.  If you come, bring your air of superiority along with several packs of cigarettes (preferably clove) with which to pollute that air.  Once I become practiced at enunciating each word as if I have never seen it before, I hope to be invited to perform on NPR.