Nothing says class like a tastefully-done piece of original artwork.  "Dog Pooping in Watercolor", the first piece in The Bathroom Collection, is a perfect gift for any holiday or occasion.  Nothing shows that you went above and beyond the call of the gift register like this stunning rendering of a graceful animal doing what comes naturally.
        Shipped as above with a solid oak frame, this piece will hold a place of honor above your friend or loved-one's commode for years to come.  And because each piece is hand-signed on the front and individually numbered on the back, your investment is likely to grow in value, especially after I am dead.
        While this item makes an outstanding and memorable gift, it should be noted that there is no shame in purchasing a print for oneself.  No shame at all.  It would be silly not to in fact.  Each of us deserves to enjoy fine art at least once a day... often after coffee or a heavy meal.
        Because the dog pictured is pooping in the rain, each person who views this piece of art will feel a rekindled appreciation for your warm, dry, state-of-the-art bathroom facility.  More effective than 2000 Flushes, this cozy feeling will cancel out any negative feelings generated by the fact that you haven't cleaned your toilet in months.
        Each 8x10 inch, matte finish, exquisite faux watercolor piece (sample detail) is printed photographically in a professional photo lab and comes hand-signed by the artist in a solid oak frame. All for just $14.99. Order now through Paypal's secure servers: